January 2010
20 posts
Eccentric senior citizens
Anthony Bourdain, chef / Jeffrey Epstein, billionaire & perv
"MOM!"
Jada Pinkett Smith, actor / Zoe Saldaña, actor
Smoldering
Luke Wilson, actor / Gay Mormon lawyer from Big Love
Hide your daughters, these guys are on a mission
Jesse James, husband of Sandra Bullock / Fred Durst, Limp Bizkit lead singer
Drag queen-ish (sorry, drag queens)
Alexa Joel, daughter of Billy Joel & Christie Brinkley / Anne Hathaway, actor
Feels like The Scarecrow belongs here, too
Jackson Browne, musician / Anthony Kiedis, lead singer of Red Hot Chili Peppers
I'm gonna call Matt Damon ugly and just call it a...
Matt Damon, actor / Jesse Plemons, actor
Big bopper material
Emile Hirsch, actor / Kevin Zegers, actor
Stinkeye
David Lee Roth, singer / Rip Torn, actor
Big-time gay rumors
Bradley Cooper, actor / Simon Rex, actor
Coupla wailers
Shakira, singer / Beyoncé, singer
Career trajectory: obscure > celebrated > animated
Spike Jonze, director / Wes Anderson, director
Ginsberg was a never-nude, too
Allen Ginsberg, poet / David Cross, actor
All good-looking gingers kinda look alike
Kristen Wiig, actor / Amy Adams, actor
I admire these ladies!!
Ellen Barkin, actor / Martha Stewart, entrepreneur
My friend Thandie is making a blog appearance. I...
Thandie Newton, actor / Uyen Le, teacher
Teeny, tiny, gay men!
David Sedaris, writer / Stephin Merritt, The Magnetic Fields lead singer
What the fuck?
Leighton Meester, actor / Minka Kelly, actor
Twin sisters
Valentina Pinault, daughter of Salma Hayek / Levi McConaughey, son of Matthew McConaughey
Grohl as a chick
Steven Cojocaru, fashion critic / Dave Grohl, musician