December 2009
37 posts
Teeth edition, part II
Matt Damon, actor / Hilary Swank, actor
Teeth edition, part I: dedicated to the Kennedy...
Christopher Knight (aka Peter Brady), actor / Donny Osmond, singer
Claire's had a 2 for 1 special
Lily Allen, singer / Natasha Khan (aka Bat for Lashes), musician
Smoldering, I guess
Will Young, singer / Jonathan Rhys, actor
America's sweethearts
Taylor Swift, singer / Michelle Williams, actor
Mr. Clean would've been the easy way out
Yul Brynner, actor / Billy Zane, actor
Sensitive thespian-types
Christopher Owens, GIRLS lead singer / Lou Pucci, actor
"You're beautiful"
James Blunt, singer / Peter Facinelli, actor
Both blonde and soft in the face. The only thing...
Lykke Li, musician / Ivanka Trump, daughter of real estate mogul
Those eyes are so seductive
Devendra Banhart, musician / Russell Brand, comedian
If Norah were a few shades darker, this post would...
Norah Jones, musician / M.I.A., rapper
I hear this is what most British girls look like....
Sporty Spice, singer / Lady Sovereign, rapper
Schuman's fancy pants, sartorial bike and...
Scott Schuman, The Sartorialist / Lance Armstrong, bicyclist
(Dedicated to for the love of bikes.)
It ain't mean if it's the truth
Frankenstein, actor / John Mayer, musician
These guys are in their late 20s. They look like...
Michael Pitt, actor / Johnathan Rice, musician
The resemblance lies mostly in the vixeny, Italian...
Alyssa Milano, actor / Marisa Tomei, actor
SEE!
Titanic-era James Cameron, director / Steven Spielberg, director
Remember when Titanic-era Cameron looked more like...
Avatar-era James Cameron, director / Tom Wilkinson, director
Comedy & tragedy
Zach Klein, Vimeo co-founder / Cameron Douglas, son of Michael Douglas
These cannot be used interchangeably
Puerto Rican coconut candy / rubber cement eraser
Who knew! This one surprised me, too.
Bruce Springsteen, musician / Hugh Jackman, actor
"DAD!"
Josh Hartnett, actor / Tommy Lee Jones, actor
Top Chef edition, part II: ultimately, they're...
Tony Hawk, skateboarder / Michael Voltaggio, Top Chef winner
Top Chef edition, part I: cute, they opposite...
Ashley Merriman, Top Chef contestant / Ben Lee, musician
But, really, anyone with a bowl cut belongs in...
Demetri Martin, comedian / Karen O, musician
They both have a homoerotic thing going
The Bear Jew of Inglourious Basterds / Salvatore Romano of Mad Men
In name, but not so much in spirit (except on...
Gwen Renée Stefani Rossdale / Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta
Portman has more Vogue covers under her belt....
Natalie Portman, actor / Keira Knightley, actor
These are not my autographed photos
Tom Cruise, actor / Scott Wolf, actor
Blast from the past
Rebecca Gayheart, actor / Keri Russell, actor
This one is subtle so I really need you to focus
Dave Eggers, writer / the guy from Just Shoot Me
I don't know, I think the big glasses and lesbian...
Ira Glass, radio host / Rachel Maddow, political commentator
Busey is the basement bargain version of Nolte,...
Gary Busey, actor / Nick Nolte, actor
Connie B. Demented
John Waters, director / Conrad Hilton of Mad Men
The Jennys
Jenny Lewis, musician / Jenny Miller from An Education
This one is obvious, but it's gotta be done
Zooey Deschanel, actor / Katy Perry, singer
St. Gaga
St. Margaret Mary Alacoque, religious icon / Lady Gaga, pop icon