February 2012
3 posts
STUDS, part II
Chris Pratt, actor / Ethan Hawke, actor
STUDS, part I
John Barrowman, actor / Mark Harmon, actor
This is what Wills has to look forward to in 20...
Kate Middleton, Princess / Katie Ford, Former CEO of Ford Models
January 2012
2 posts
The early 90s was awesome
Sinead O’Connor, singer / Winona Ryder, actor
I know Charlotte Gainsbourg doesn't really look...
Charlotte Gainsbourg, actor & singer / Mayim Bialik, Blossom
June 2011
1 post
Weathered
Jimmy Chamberlin, Smashing Pumpkins drummer / Jon Hamm, actor
April 2011
2 posts
Richard Blais blows
Mark Hoppus, Blink 182 singer / Richard Blais, Top Chef season 8 winner
Just two old dudes
Carl Paladino, politician / Alan Alda, actor
December 2010
1 post
NO, YOUR EYES ARE NOT PLAYING TRICKS ON YOU
Stacey Dash, actor / Leona Lewis, singer
November 2010
2 posts
Wholesome and hot
Cory Monteith, actor / Chris Klein, actor
Cholas
Kat Von D, tattoo artist / Sarah Silverman, actor
October 2010
3 posts
C'mon, this is a GREAT one
Aaron Carter, pop singer / Toby Hemingway, guy from Taylor Swift’s “Mine” music video
Sultry, New York, downtown, blahblahblah
Chrissie Miller, Sophomore fashion designer / Chloë Sevigny, actor
I dunno... slightly midgety
Marissa Bourke, Elle creative director / Mena Suvari, actor
September 2010
3 posts
HUNK ALERT
Edward Burns, actor / Michael Vartan, actor
Love scraggly chicks
Jennifer Jason Leigh, actor / Connie, hooker from The Shield
Maura Tierney melts my heart
Maura Tierney, actor / Jenna Fischer, actor
August 2010
4 posts
This is a good one
Stan Cullimore, guitarist for The Housemartins / Ira Glass, radio host
They remind me of those 14-year old girls who date...
Mila Kunis, actor / Lucy Hale, actor
Beady-eyed sons of bitches
Erik Johnson, “artist” from Work of Art / Haley Joel Osment, actor
Hard to believe these two guy are almost the same...
Ty Burrell, actor / Justin Theroux, actor
July 2010
4 posts
I've always wondered what eurotrash Linda Hamilton...
Linda Hamilton, actor / Gioia Bruno, singer in Exposé
I moved to New York because of Felicity
Boss’ daughter in Heineken commercial / Keri Russell, actor
If anyone can turn a Jason Mraz song into a club...
Dr. Luke, music producer / Jason Mraz, musician
I was always a Betty over Veronica kind of girl....
Shannen Doherty, actor / Lena Headey, actor
June 2010
6 posts
Don't say I never put any bruthas on here
Cress Williams, actor / Some guy
Morrison deserves a more respectable doppleganger,...
Matthew Morrison, actor / Dustin Diamond, former kid actor
"I've decided to go all the way with Robbie"
Sarah Silverman, actor / Lisa, sister from Dirty Dancing
I'M A BELIEVER
Jay-Z, rapper / Lady Gaga, pop star
The blog has taken a turn for the worst
Joran van der Sloot, murder suspect / Dominic Monaghan, actor
Okay, I'm back and so are these two sons of...
Orlando Bloom, actor / JD Samson, musician
May 2010
4 posts
Going on vacation for two weeks to a land where compare/contrasting will be the last thing on my mind. And that’s alright with me.
HAVE FUN IN EVERYDAYLAND, SUCKERS.
Praying
Seth Meyers, actor / Hugh Grant, actor
I'd rather watch Kendra than Modern Love, that's...
Julie Bowen, actor / Kendra Wilkinson, reality tv star
I went to the same school as one of these idiots
Michael Bay, director / Michael Bolton, musician
April 2010
8 posts
The prettiest girls in the world!
Jen Mankins, owner of Bird / Masha Spaic, actor & model
I have no words
Javier Bardem, actor / Jeffrey Dean Morgan, actor
Ladies, is this as devestating as the Jon...
John Tesh, musician / Stephen Moyer, actor
I love Parks and Recreation
Maya Luz, Project Runway contestant / Aubrey Plaza, actor
Gingers
Jenna Fischer, actor / Amy Adams, actor
No, really! Look at the nose and mouth!
Gina Gershon, actor / Kirk Cameron, teen heartthrob
Must be a Canadian thing
Ellen Page, actor / Justin Bieber, pop singer
"I’m an eyebrow girl. I wanna make out with him...
Dr. Grigori Perelman, Russian mathematician / Liam Gallagher, Oasis lead singer
March 2010
10 posts
You don't need to fight anymore! I've discovered a...
Robert Buckley, actor / Scott Speedman, actor
Oh, brother
Jason Wahler, reality tv guy / Colin Farrell, actor
Life on the street is hard, man
Sting, singer / Hugo Weaving, actor
Overbearing moms
Kris Jenner, Kardashian mom / Liza Minnelli, actor
Gay face is genetic, OKAY?
Johnny Weir, figure skater / Clay Aiken, singer
Secret lives
John Edwards, politician / John Barrowman, actor
"Penis Head": A stupid joke for guys who make...
Seth Meyers, actor / BJ Novak, actor